Cody ([info]drawma_boy) wrote,
@ 2007-02-15 23:55:00
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Gettin' Tough on Puff
I shouldn't be surprised my previous "purdy picture post" got a next-to-nil response. While I snapped them at truly spiritual moments of awe and wonder....I realized they must bring to many-a-minds those inane dentist office/cubicle-adorning inspirational posters.... an art form neither I nor many of those I gladly call "friends" would go ga-ga for....So here's something more akin to our black senses of taste.... straight out of [to be said with hands firmly on hips and that cock-headed sitcom smile] The "Oh! Tokyo!!" files.... one of a dozen oddly poetic, guilty-tripping, anti-smoking campaign ads. Which reminds me....

[Claws off day-old nicotine patch, replaces directly over jugular, while simultaneously lighting up unfiltered, black-market Chinese cigarillo in the presence of an asthmatic fetus and ravenously fantasizing about licking inside of community ashtray.]


nosmoking


Also, an unknown type of glassware product questionably named. No explanation available, none desired.


semenglazer



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[info]dykestar
2007-02-15 04:50 pm UTC (link)
I did see your pretty pictures. But they were just so... pretty! What adequate words could there really be in the face of such beauty? Anything you could think of to say would fail miserably.

I *do* however, know what to say to the phrase "SEMEN GLAZER" and that is--

LOLZ!!!

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[info]drawma_boy
2007-02-16 05:48 pm UTC (link)
and i saw your most recent "pretty in pink" pics.... super cute, gurl! i wish i had a seemstess' talent.... am always fantasizing about making fabulous outfits.... of course, NOT fringed bikini's, but something more appropriate to my personal style. a nice lil' accessorized belt, perhaps?!

btw, i was approached by some good friends to be the MC at a burlesque show. of course, it may never get off the ground, but i betta catch up on my joel gray n' liza, just in case.... have you ever had a fab host at your shows, and if so, what made it not-too-drag-queeny-yet-hilariously-camp? big teeth? big gums?! big jazz hands?!?!

teach me your wisdom, oh goddess of off-broadway!!

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[info]midnightradio_
2007-02-15 07:43 pm UTC (link)
sorry i realise you probably have no idea who i am, but i commented on one of your posts around last year (it's been that long since i've properly used lj...) and added you onto my friends list, i enjoyed reading your posts!
i loved your photos, i miss japan :(
love the semen glazer, it made me laugh!! haha xx

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[info]drawma_boy
2007-02-16 05:51 pm UTC (link)
oh, no worries -- i remember you!!! always love a fellow japanophile... even if they are an ex-ex-pat.... i'll prolly be one soon, anyway. need to hand in the towel, and come home.... feel like i'm wasting all my pretty years on this country!

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[info]afstyles
2007-02-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
AH ha. We have those same signs on the trains here. The one I saw was something about how all the flowers were covered by leaves. The leaves of Tobacco. SO don't throw your cigerettes on the ground. Carry a portable ashtry.

The other one was something about how we bump into each other more often in the winter. I didn't really understand it.

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[info]drawma_boy
2007-02-16 05:57 pm UTC (link)
they're all a bit like, "um, whuh?" but i think that's why i love them! someone with a modicum of personality and wit came up with these.... a rare thing in the world of public service announcements.

another good one has to do with the cigarettes being like 4000 degrees AND at the same level of a child's head. does it make me a bad person if the image of burning a 5 year-old's face makes me chuckle?!?!

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[info]wildebeasting
2007-02-16 03:36 pm UTC (link)
So THAT'S how the glass gets so shiny.

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[info]drawma_boy
2007-02-16 06:02 pm UTC (link)
you DISgust me!

nah.

LAUVE ya!

btw, when ARE you coming here?!? don't you got some money and minutes to burn!?

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[info]wildebeasting
2007-02-20 02:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I got a little of both. I have the first week of May off, so at this point I'm trying to see if I'll be able to get that to work out. Would that work for you?
By the way, Happy Lunar New Year! Does Japan do anything for that or is that soooo pre-Meiji period?

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[info]summonillusion
2007-03-28 08:21 am UTC (link)
the funny thing with the smoking one is that it's not really engrish, the original japanese is pretty much the same text.

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